THE MAD BLACKJOOL PAGE IS BACK
WARNING!! THIS PAGE CONTAINS MILD VIOLENCE
One of the most popular animations we are making is blackjool. it has had very good ratings from the public so far and your about to witness some cartoon entertainment
THE OLD BLACKJOOL PAGE IS BACK WITH ALL ITS ORIGINAL THINGS AND WITH SOME NEW THINGS ADDED ONTO THIS PAGE THIS PAGE IS MAD SO BE WARNED BLACKJOOL IS BACK
have you ever wanted to watch the most biggest sci fi show on earth WELL NOWS YOUR CHANCE YOUR IN FOR A PRETTY BOUQUET OF ACTION HERE SO GET PREPARED. SCAREDY CATS PLEASE LEAVE.
DEVILS HOME CITY. IN THE FIRST SERIES DEVIL (THE MAIN ENEMY. YES IT DOES HAVE ONE) OWNS THIS BIG CITY.
THIS CITY IS CALLED BOCANA CITY AND SITS ON TOP OF A BIG RUGGID SURFACED CLIFF UPON THE EDJE OF THE NORTH SEA. IT SITS NEXT TO THE PETRIFIED FOREST WHICH IS FULL OF INNOCENT CREATURES THAT DEVIL LIKES TO KILL AND EAT FOR HIS TEA. DEVIL IS THE BAD GUY AND ALWAYS BATTLES WITH HIS MOST ANNOYING AND MAIN ENEMY, HES CALLED BLACKJOOL. BUT ACTUALLY TENDS TO GO A BIT WEIRD WHEN HES DRUNK, ACTUALLY THAT REMINDS ME!! IF YOURE DRUNK YOU MAY UNDERSTAND THIS PAGE A BIT BETTER :D
OH YEH AND WE CANT FORGET THE SISSY CAN WE --- HE WEARS A BIG BLACK COSTUME WITH A BIG YELLOW SIGN ON THE FRONT OF IT. THIS SIGN IS THE JOOL SYMBOL. A JOOL IS A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF HUMAN WHICH WAS CREATED BY EVOLUTION WHEN THE SHOCKWAVE OF THE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OF BRAZIL WAS DETONATED. AND HE IS POWERED BY THE PINK ACID GEM (I TOLD YOU THESE BEASTS WERE SISSY) WHICH WATCHES OVER JOOLSVILLE, THATS WHERE HE LIVES. TRUST ME, YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE QUEEN OF JOOLSVILLE DOES FOR A LIVING. BUT I WILL TELL YOU ANYWAY SINCE YOUVE BEEN SO KIND TO READ THIS BUT THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED BECAUSE THIS FOLLOWING LINE MAY CORRUPT YOUR HEAD LIKE THE REST OF BLACKJOOL CORRUPTS YOUR BIG FLABBY HEAD ANYWAY!!. QUEEN JOOL GETS USED IN GAMESHOWS AS A DUMMY AND GETS TORTURED BY THE THINGS THEY DO TO HER. FOR EXAMPLE SHE GOT HER HEAD BLOWN OFF WHILE GETTING HER HANDS TURNED TO CHOCOLATE AND HER SCALP GOT EATEN. THEN DEVIL SOWED HER BACK TOGETHER (YES AND BEFORE YOU ASK, IT WAS DONE BY EXTRA SHARP IRON BRANDED SALTED CHESTNUT POKERS). THAT OUGHTA HURT!!. ALSO WHEN SHE GETS DRUNK SHE LIKES TO GO ON DATES WITH RANDOM HOMELESS PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THIS IS VIOLENT YOU MUST BE A FLOWER ANGEL AND ALSO THESE CREATURES CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR OWN SPECIES AND PIGS... THATS COS THEYRE CLOSELY RELATED
the main characters DEVIL and BLACKJOOL LATER ON IN THE SECOND SERIES DEVIL ACTUALLY SMILES LIKE THIS BECAUSE HE BECOMES VERY DAD BUT ITS A JOKE>>>KEEP THAT SMILE UP BECAUSE THE FUN PART IS COMING UP. LATER ON DEVIL SORTS OUT HIS BETRAYED MOLE. in the final battle episode 568 COMOLIVOSA SHIPS THE CARGO heres SOME EPISODE PREVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNEAK PREVIEWS NOT FOR SOFTIES AND GIMPS
---EPISODE 568 PREVIEW---
devil=well qauntrim did you reacently aboard the trade ship or is it just me
qauntrim=no you dummy
shadowpet=hush hush!
shadowpet=recent reports of vaNDALISM FROM YOUR BASE ON PLANET GRACH SIR
DEVIL=HMM INFORM THE GAURDS I GOT WORK TO DO WITH THAT COMOLIVOSA
SHADOWPET=ISNT SHE DEAD
DEVIL=NO CAME BACK TO LIFE IN A FREAK INCIDDENT WITH THE SHADOWPETS NOTHING PERSONAL WHERE COULD IT BE HELD
QAUNTRIM=WELL THE CARGO HOLD
DEVIL=ABOARD THE SHIP GATHER YOUR WEAPONRY AND GET BLACKJOOL
SHADOWPET1=YES BOSS
SHADOWPET2=YES BOSS
SHADOWPET3=YES BOSS
SHADOWPET4=YES BOSS
SHADOWPET5=YES BOSS
DEVIL=ITS TIME TO KICK BLACKJOOLS BUTT BYE BYE HA! HA! HA!
SHADOWPET=I WILL DESTROY HIM
SUPREME SHADOWPET=MOVE SHADOWPETS
QAUNTRIM=WHERE THE HELL IS VAMPIRON
VAMPIRON=IM HERE SHEESH CALM DOWN
QAUNTRIM=I WARNED YOU I SAID YOU COULD SHIP THE GOODS FROM THE SOUTH PART OF THE BAYS YOU WILL PERISH
QAUNTRIM=BYE BYE(WOOSH OF PLAZMA SWORD
VAMPIRON=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
DEVIL=I HEAR SOMETHING
BLACKJOOL=OK HANDS UP YOU 2 AND SAY YOUR SORRY BUTT GOODBYE
DEVIL=NO CHANCE
SHADOWPET=NOW THIS IS WAR
preview from episode 1-------out of hell itself comes one story one story that caused death & crime it's (BLACKJOOL) as being red jool in his so called previous form he was taking a vacation! at access chemicals then boom his rapid soul fell down a hole and as soon as he hit the acid boom NOW TO BE UNCOVED MYSTERIOUS ONE he was immedietially took to the plastic surgery ward and doc jool said would yoo like de mirror ereh devil and he looked in AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! he got the biggest shock ever he had horns scaly armour a moustache and he was now called jack hmm he said what a hideous name from now on im called devil and only my boys are allowed to call me devil ha ha ha and one man grism accused him we will just shake hands and thattl be it (buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)TUT TUT got a leetle bit hot under the coller HA! HA! HA! HA! AND HE SAID so boys thats how it is until i find a new elite assistant first i will check out grave then my blimp !runts! and thats how devil was made the end blah blah blah
PREVIEW-EPISODE 236- NOW TO SEND IN THE WELCOME WAGON. WHERES MY PRITTY WIFE! WHITECAT WHITECAT! WHERE ARE YOU? IM HERE SAID WHITECAT OH MY PRITTY WIFE!!!!! YOUR JUST LIKE A TOUCH OF MAGIC FROM A SWEET LAVA LAMP! (SIGH) OH GOD THERE IT GOES AGEN! STOP STOBIT STOBIT MOVE MOVE! HA HA AFRAID OF A LITTLE SMOKE MY MAN! SCRAM AS I'LL PHONE THE CLOUD EXTERMINATOR! TO GET RID OF YOU RUNTS! OH HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU LITTLE FREAK! ME LITTLE? GET A LIFE YOU EMPTYHEADED LOONATIC!
PREVIEW-EPISODE 378- WHOS THAT IDEOT!!!!! I AM EVIL EYE THE FEARSOME EYE THAT IS EVIL HA HA HA HA HA! OK! (BLEEP BLOOP BLLEEP) DEVIL WE HAVE CAME TO LOCK YOU UP THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!!!! NOT SO FAST BLACK JOOL A NEW LITTLE FREIND OF MINE HAS CAME !!!! YOAR DEVILS HENTCHMEN NO I AM NOT I AM THE WORLDS POWERFULEST AND EVILIST EYE NOTW TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE PRESENT OF MINE!!! FROM THE DARK FORCES OF GERUANDIEAL ALOKASAFERTU SHANOTSU KELATINERATO SAPTEL________________BOOM OUCH MY BUT CAN TALK AAAAAAAAAARGH THE END!!!!!!
PREVIEW FROM EPISODE 9-I AM THE IMPERIEL!!!!! AAARGH I WILL CUT YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND YOU... ZZZZZZZZZZZ!! HARGH I HAVE AN ADVANTAGE NOW LOOKS LIKE THE IMPERIAL OR WHATEVER YOU FLAMING CALL HIM HAS YAPPED HIMSELF TO SLEEP!! OH WELL' HEY DEVIL!! WHA! HEY I TOLD YOU SHADOWPET NUMBER (274624) NO BARGING IN WHILE I AM TALKING!! BUT SIR VOSAS ARMY ARE COMING WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!! LOCK THE IMPERIAL UP IN THE (((((JOOL JAILS))))) I WILL DEAL WITH THIS!! THOSE NOT SO NEARLY VERY VERY ABTOLERATINGLY ANNOYING BRATLIKE PUNKS
AND OUR L8EST PREVIEW FROM EPISODE 381 AM A LOVELY LADY A REALLY NICE LOVELY LADY NOW LETS HAVE A JUG ME LADDY LEZ HAVE A JUG. SWIG GLUG GLUG. AHH BEER. BLACKJOOL JOINS THE CLAN! AH LETS GET DRUNK. GLUG GLUG. AND HERE IS THE NEWS FROM RADIO 2- BLACKJOOL IS DRUNK AND HE IS TRYING TO PUT PUT PINK LIPSTICK MARKS ON DEVILS FACE. 1! 2! 3! I WILL BLOW OFF YOUR STUPID LITTLE HEAD AND THE BLOOD WILL SQUIRT ALL OVER DEVIL DEVIL YOU STUPID FLAMING FISHMONGER. WHATS THAT SMELL. ITS JOOLS KISSMARK. WHATLIPSTICK DOES HE USE?? I DUNNO BUT IT SURE WILL MAKE HIM SMELL LIKE A TRAMP, THE TRAMP. LOL.!!!
CHECK OUT THE PICTURES-'.,^~ OF THE CHARACTERS AND STUFF BELOW
GOOD GUYZ (.HEROES.)
HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE GOODIES IN BLACKJOOL
BLACKJOOL THE TOP HERO
DOC JOOL. WORKS ON DEVIL IN EP.1
RED JOOL. BLACKJOOLS JOLLY OLD DADDA!!
PIGGY OLD EMPEROR. DEVIL LOVES THIS GUY. (NOT) THE WORLDS MOST SOPPY PIG
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